Can’t handle differences of opinion? Feel you need a ‘safe space’ and ‘trigger warnings’ before being challenged? Then please, use this button. It will take you to the ever-so-safe PETA website, and one of the stupidest-yet-funniest environmental campaigns I’ve ever seen. The campaign is mind-numbingly idiotic, and would give an ‘Onion’ article a run for its money, but the writing? Sheer brilliance. Think of this as my parting gift as the door wacks you on the bum on your way out.